THE VERY BOUGIE EDIT
The Alibi
$495
His story had more holes than your fishnets. Yours now has a bottle of Dom.
Complimentary overnight shipping on every emotional emergency — same-day courier in the SF Bay Area
Caviar and a Cry
The breakup box
Caviar
and a Cry
Heartbreak, but make it expensive.
A breakup box from the people who know you’ll be fine—just not tonight.
Shop by emotional emergency
Choose the occasion.
Because “thinking of you” is lovely. Thinking of you with caviar is better.
THE GENTLEMAN'S EDIT
The Character Builder
$195
Rejection builds character. Caviar builds morale.
LIMITED MOURNING EDITION
The Almost
$185
No label, no closure, absolutely no reason to skip the caviar.
EXTRA INDULGENT
The Asset Split
$295
Keep the house. Take the good spoon.
WITH LOVE, OBVIOUSLY
The Soft Gloat
$165
You were right. She is devastated. Try to focus on the second part.
THE TIFFANY EDIT
The Soft Landing
$895
No advice. No silver linings. A little blue box, and very good things, quietly.
For the nights without punchlines
Sometimes, just hold her hand.
The gentler comfort edition. No advice, no timelines, no silver lining. Just silk, salt, candlelight, and something exquisite by the spoonful.